The Hunger Games 8-Bit Version!

The always more entertaining than the movie 8-bit version of The Hunger Games for your viewing pleasure, and to save you from having to watch the movie!

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Ghostbusters 3 set to film next year!

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After years of a will they, won’t they debate as to whether a new Ghostbusters film would ever be made, Columbia Pictures has finally decided that they will be shooting Ghostbusters 3 next Spring.

NBC Cleveland released this report on the upcoming movie –

“more projects are on the way. One being the sequel to “Ghostbusters” as Sony has penciled in spring 2014 date to start shooting the third installment here in Cleveland.”

Jonah Hill and Emma Stone are being considered for lead roles in the movie, and as for the plot, star of the original Ghostbusters Dan Aykroyd  had this to say –

“It’s based on new research that’s being done in particle physics by the young men and women at Columbia University… Basically, there’s research being done that I can say that the world or the dimension that we live in, our four planes of existence, length, height, width and time, become threatened by some of the research that’s being done. Ghostbusters — new Ghostbusters — have to come and solve the problem.”

In the meantime lets enjoy Pay Parker Jr’s classic theme tune to the movie!

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So Nightwing is going to be in Batman vs Superman?

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So the Batman vs Superman rumor mill went into overdrive today, with the teaser that new artwork for the movie will be shown at the Kevin Smith hosted fan event on Saturday 9th November, and the possible Nightwing role being in the new movie.

Smith, a comic book store owner and close friend of Ben Affleck, Batman himself had this to say –

“They’re doing a special on Yahoo that I’m hosting, Zack Snyder is the featured guest, but it’s all about Man of Steel. So it’s me, Zack Snyder, Amy Adams, Henry Cavill is on video from London or he may even be on set with us, and then there’s some Michael Shannon stuff. So it’s an hour long, it’s free, it’s on the internet, but it’s just kind of to be like ‘Hey, Man of Steel is coming out!’ But there’s two things, there might be announcements during this show and the one thing I do know is there’s artwork going to be on this show that may or may not have something to do with a  movie that’s coming up.”

Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who starred in the Dark Knight Trilogy, and a the very end of the last movie The Dark Knight Rises was seen entering the Batcave after learning of Bruce Wayne’s secret is rumored to be in line for the role.

The move would be a wise one, keeping the Nolan fanatics at bay and continuing the storyline at the same time, and another teaser which lends truth to the story is the CW wanting to cast Nightwing in the Arrow TV show but giving this response when asked about it –

“We’ve heard the fans and we’re very well aware that they would like to see Nightwing and various other Bat-characters on the show,” said the two. “[But] that is a little bit out of our control, [and] I think [the ‘Batman Vs. Superman’] announcement made it a lot more out of our control!”

iZombie to be made into a TV show!

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Yes, the CW has added another DC character to it’s comic book filled roster, with the DC Vertigo comic iZombie being the latest to be added to the Arrow, Flash, Wonder Woman and Hourman shows the network already has either airing or on the way.

Created by Chris Roberson and Michael Allread the show is going to be something like this –

“a supernatural crime procedural that centers on a med student-turned-zombie who takes a job in the coroner’s office to gain access to the brains she must reluctantly eat to maintain her humanity. But with each brain she consumes, she inherits the corpse’s memories, and with the help of her medical examiner boss and a police detective, she solves homicide cases in order to quiet the disturbing voices in her head.”

For those of you who haven’t got a clue who the character is, which is probably most of you, in the comics the main character Gwen teams up with a bunch of supernatural beings, including vampires, ghosts, wearwolves, ghosts, and solves crimes and well just be not human.

Fox FM match mate – hilarious!

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Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks heard this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney . 

The DJ’s play a game called ‘Mate Match’. The DJ calls someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. 
If the contestant answers ‘yes’, he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. 

The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with(phone number) for verification. 

If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize. 

The Harbour City dropped to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you’ve heard yet . 

Anyway, here’s how it all went down: 

DJ: ‘Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of ‘Mate Match’..?’ 

Contestant: (laughing) ‘Yes, I have.’ 

DJ: ‘Great! Then you know we’re giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please.’ 

Contestant: ‘Brian.’ 

DJ: ‘Brian, are you married or what?’ 

Brian: (laughing nervously) ‘Yes, I am married.’ 

DJ: ‘Thank you. Now, what is your wife’s name? First only please.’ 

Brian: ‘Sara.’ 

DJ: ‘Is Sara at work, Brian?’ 

Brian: ‘She is gonna kill me.’ 

DJ: ‘Stay with me here, Brian..! Is she at work..?’ 

Brian: (laughing) ‘Yes, she’s at work.’ 

DJ: ‘Okay, first question – when was the last time you had sex?’ 

Brian: ‘About 8 o’clock this morning.’ 

DJ: ‘Atta boy, Brian.’ 

Brian: (laughing sheepishly) ‘Well…’ 

DJ: ‘Question #2 – How long did it last..?’ 

Brian: ‘About 10 minutes.’ 

DJ: ‘Wow..! You really want that trip, huh..? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn’t at stake.’ 

Brian: ‘Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.’ 

DJ: ‘Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o’clock this morning..?

Brian: (laughing hard) ‘I, ummm, I, well…’ 

DJ: ‘This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at..?’ 

Brian: ‘Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for couple of weeks…’ 

DJ: ‘Uh huh…’ 

Brian: ‘…and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.’ 

DJ: ‘Atta boy, Brian.’ 

Brian: ‘On the kitchen table.’ 

DJ: ‘Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I’ve done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife’s work number and call her up. 

You listen to this.’ 

[ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ] 

DJ: ‘Okay audience; let’s call Sarah, shall we?’ 

(Touch tones…..ringing….) 

Clerk: ‘Kinkos.’ 

DJ: ‘Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?’ 

Clerk: ‘This is she.’ 

DJ: ‘Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I’ve been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.’ 

Sarah: (laughing) ‘A couple of hours?’ 

DJ: ‘Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to 
Give any..answers away or you’ll lose.Sooooooo… Do you know the rules of ‘Mate Match’?’ 

Sarah: ‘No.’ 

DJ: ‘Good!’ 

Brian: (laughing) 

Sarah: (laughing) ‘Brian, what the hell are you up to?’ 

Brian: (laughing) ‘Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest..’ 

DJ: ‘Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian’s answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us. 

Sarah: (laughing) ‘Yes.’ 

DJ: ‘All right. When did you last have sex, Sarah?’ 

Sarah: ‘Oh God, Brian….uh, this morning before Brian went to work.’ 

DJ: ‘What time?’ 

Sarah: ‘Around 8 this morning.’ 

DJ: ‘Very good. Next question. How long did it last?’ 

Sarah: ’12, 15 minutes maybe.’ 

DJ: ‘Hmmmm. That’s close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We’ve got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?’ 

Sarah: (laughing) ‘Yes.’ 

DJ: ‘Where did you have it?’ 

Sarah: ‘OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn’t tell them that did you?’ 

Brian: ‘Just tell him, honey.’ 

DJ: ‘What is bothering you so much, Sarah..?’ 

Sarah: ‘Well…’ 

DJ: Come on Sarah…..where did you have it..? 

Sarah: ‘Up the arse…..’ 

They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he thought he was going to have a heart attack , he could not stop laughing. 

Apparently there was an unusually high call out of the Sydney Police just after this conversation , for minor traffic collisions.

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Is this the greatest advert for selling a car EVER?

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OK, I found this and had to share it with you. So, a Texas guy is parting with his Jeep, and he decides to put it on Craigslist.

If it didn’t sell within the first few minutes of going online, I have no idea what is wrong with the world as his sales pitch is the greatest car advert of all time!

Check it out below – 

‘I should start by saying that if you are looking for a “Pajama party Barbie Jeep” you my friend, should keep looking. If you are looking for a short description of to the beast before you, I can offer you two words “MEAT & POTATOES”. This is the All American chariot of the free world.

You are not dealing with any ordinary, cookie cutter Jeep son. This thing was forged from a single block of all American Tungsten Steel. Real sturdy! From that day forward my life has never been the same. Winch yourself off that couch and see if you can handle this Jeep Wrangler Sahara.

So if you are looking for a rice burning hatch back, a solar powered liberal mobile, or even a Hyundai crossover keep on looking my friend this thing is a piece of red white and blue Americana Machinery.

This baby’s pulse is pumping 4.0 liters of uncensored raw fuel through her straight six nuclear power plant. And rest assured this is no metro feminine automatic. . .you command her to obey, with your calloused hand planted firmly on the shifter. And she will obey, the first time, every time. If you can’t handle your stick shifter, or reach the clutch pedal, you better not ferry skip over here wanting to test drive her. If you stall her out, you can count on getting hit in the face with a piece of re-bar and sent back where you came from.

It has A/C but are you kidding me….Really! If you want to blow the sweat off your brow, you do it the old fashioned way: doors off, top down. “What if it rains?”. . .You whiney bitch! I told you to stop reading. . . Any man who drives this beast doesn’t give a damn about rain. Not even skin melting acid rain, Cause he’s already dripping wet in blood, sweat, dip spit, and fish guts.

If you are looking for the kind of jeep that has to be pansy parked in the garage, so the “carpet doesn’t get wet and soggy” Then you should plant your Obama sticker on some Japanese piece of shit. Cause this thing has drain holes in the floor and rhino lined to let the blood drain out from the buffalo you just killed, with your bare hands. Because you are William Wallace from Braveheart and when you get home you can leave your “sissy sponge glove car wash kit” in the pink bucket it came in. Go ahead and spark up your 6000 psi heated pressure washer on the dually trailer in your man cave, cause you are Tim Gillespie and you can pressure wash your truck on the inside. She’s got rhino lined floors with a full roll cage in case that buffalo comes back to life while you’re doing 80 over some mountain pass or flooded river.

If you’re thinking about Mexican chrome bumpers for her, think again. The bumper bashers come hand forged in a blacksmith shop in Franklin County over a wood burnin fire, out of 4 inch well casing, and railroad tracks and then I welded em to the damn chassis. That way if you get deployed you can piggy back this war wagon on a deuce and a half and chain her down tight from the four corners, so you don’t lose her when your convoy gets hit by a taliband roadside suicide bomber.

And forget about putting one of those “It’s a Jeep Thing. . .You wouldn’t understand” stickers on this machine cause when you’re spotted in this American Classic there will be no questions, no further explanation required, people will understand and get out of your way. . …real quick.

If you think you’re ready to park this panty hauler on your tract of land. If you buy this jeep you better go get your old lady ready for some damn changes around your lair, cause this shit will be happening. What will be Happening? Glad you asked….

1. More chest hair.
2. You’re growing a beard.
3. Meat Only Diet.
4. T-Rex for a pet.
5. You’re taking a job at the lumber mill.
6. Your car carries five kegs.
7. Penis enlargement.
8. Catch more fish.
9. Wire bristled toothbrush.
10. Sex in the yard.
11. Sex in the garage.
12. All male offspring.
13. Chiseled jaw line.
14. Not giving a damn.
15. Flesh turning to steel.
16. Higher salary
17. Promotions.
18. Better looking wives.
19. Better looking mistresses.
20. More golfing
21. More killing stuff.
22. More dead animals in the KITCHEN freezer.
23. More tools in your garage.
24. Bigger TV
25. Wife takes out the trash
26. Four Wheel Drive
27. Wife brings trash can in from road.
28. Wife stops bitching about clothes on floor.
29. Wife stocks fridge with beer.
30. Chuck Norris.
31. John McCain
32. Steaks for dinner.
33. Winning the Lottery.
34. Women on the side.
35. Wrestling with bea
36. Building shit out of stone.
37. Riding Lawn Mower.
38. Bon Fires in cul-de-sac.
39. Bar Fights.
40. Wife picks you up from Thee Gentlemen’s Club.
41. Craftsman Tools.
42. Jay Bisset.
43. Welding stuff.
44. Digging holes.
45. Huge Piece of meat.

Put your GPS back in your purse.

Sounds good doesn’t it?

This jeep has carried me through 155,000 miles of battlefield twice as gruesome as the second half of the movie “300″. . ..And just like a trusty steed this juggernaut has never left me stranded. If you think you’ve worn her out you drag this beast back to me in any condition. And Ill handle the rest.

But if you think you’re going to get to whip this mule you better pony up Sixty Five Hundred Dollars. . .American Cash. I’m not selling you this car unless you are clearly a pure blooded American Species, so don’t even think about it.’